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The #Cybertruck looks like it came from a webcomic in 2004
Midlife Crisis Chappie Truck
This truck is going to appear on Reddit with an anime decal and the replies will all be thirty year old men saying "tis epic, good sir"
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Synthwave Nightcore Remix)
This time the onboard computer comes with a Gex demo
Picking the kids up for their court-mandated visit in my Unity asset flip
If you lose your virginity in the back of this John Romero will sign your copy of Daikatana
Which unfinished Invader Zim episode is this from though
This is what James Bond has to drive after Brexit
I know a bunch of people have probably made #Cybertruck jokes about the Simpsons car episode but what about this one
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Elon Musk's Low-Res Truck. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical driver's head
This truck unfolds into Optimus Prime's racist nephew
Going on a wacky road trip in this truck with my mates Duke Nukem, Bulk and Skull
The truck is self driving but it only goes to GameStop
If you rub this truck Ernest Cline comes out
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