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https://twitter.com/NatSecLisa/status/1201317368410058752

https://twitter.com/NatSecLisa/status/1201317368410058752

Like you’ve ever shut up.

I bet you wish you could’ve been quiet when you were stupidly planning to go against the will of the people you were sworn to serve.

https://twitter.com/NatSecLisa/status/1201317368410058752

Pretty sure nobody’s shocked the Daily Beast would give a traitor a platform.

She’s fixing to become the media’s darling in 3...2.....

Molly Jong-Fast wrote this garbage piece while her head was up her own butthole evidently. She tried to make that home wrecker both the victim and hero.

“It’s not just that Lisa Page may never be safe as long as Trump is President*. It’s that we won’t be safe, either.” 🙄

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