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Like you’ve ever shut up.

I bet you wish you could’ve been quiet when you were stupidly planning to go against the will of the people you were sworn to serve.
Pretty sure nobody’s shocked the Daily Beast would give a traitor a platform.

She’s fixing to become the media’s darling in 3...2.....
Molly Jong-Fast wrote this garbage piece while her head was up her own butthole evidently. She tried to make that home wrecker both the victim and hero.

“It’s not just that Lisa Page may never be safe as long as Trump is President*. It’s that we won’t be safe, either.” 🙄
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I’ve never met a Frank that I liked.
In my defense, we’ve never methttps://twitter.com/frankthetank918/status/1201297686164467714?s=21
See what I mean? Franks are too easily offended.
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Yeah, I’m calling bull crap.

Every other human with half a brain cell also agrees with me.
Remember, kids, if you don’t let your friend win at hide-and-seek they may become an “austere religious scholar”

You’ve been warned.
Ha! Perfect
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I feel ya girlfriend. My family was cornered by a gang of racist bumper stickers.

We were at the brink of death when a random hero yelled “Guys, it’s just stickers! Look away and so they won’t be able to hurt you!”

We were lucky to make it out alive that day.
Stickers are no joke people. 9 out of 10 deaths are caused by these demons.

Pretty sure the Second World War was kicked off by a window sticker, yet we still allow them.

Just another day in Trump’s America.
I still see these fully auto stickers in my nightmares, yet evil trolls still taunt me with them.....

This is Trump’s fault. Period.
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