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Downward tilting toilet is my favorite yoga exercise
Frankly I'm surprised office design firms haven't come up with open toilet areas yet. Down with cubicles!
Come to think of it, why not just put the toilets AT the desks? Imagine the boost in productivity when employees don't have to interrupt workflow and meetings to go pinch a loaf
And what about all those wasteful trips to the break room? I say let's add coffee and snack troughs to the open office toilet workstation desk clusters, and watch productivity go through the ROOF
beloved former Iowa Hawkeye placekicker Miguel Recinos explains how urinating at work helped boost his productivity
*if your NFL team has a garbage kicker, demand they give Miguel Recinos a chance. Not only does he have icewater in his veins, he's hilarious
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