I hate the rise of Skywalker more with every passing moment
I especially like whenever something interesting happens, and then immediately un-happens, so you don't have to worry about it if you didn't like that part
If you didn't like Rose, don't worry, she's never onscreen for longer than 1.5 seconds at a time and never does anything important. That's how you write characters in star wars right
Wow it was really dramatic when they thought that one character died, but later, it turns out they didn't.
That is not a spoiler. Because that happens Nine times in the film, including in the first line of the fucking text scroll.
That is not a spoiler. Because that happens Nine times in the film, including in the first line of the fucking text scroll.
If you didn't like TLJ, I can totally get why. If you liked TFA, I disagree, but I see you.
If you like this movie, you are wrong. Go directly to jail
If you like this movie, you are wrong. Go directly to jail
If you think this film was doomed to be bad because TLJ somehow wrote them into a corner, don't you worry, within the first paragraph of the opening crawl, JJ Abrams has written himself completely out of it, and directly into a sewer
Anyway congratulations to JJ Abrams for successfully find/replacing all the names on his Pirates of the Caribbean 6 pitch and changing the ocean to be space
