Am dragging the old man along to Star Wars. This is someone who, whenever something fantastical happens in a movie - someone flies, a spaceship lands, whatever - says, without fail, "a likely story" and walks away.
But now he's trapped. It's quite likely he will hate every second of this. Buying him a posh dinner beforehand to soften him up.
Before you tell me I'm cruel: I have no choice. Still in transit to see family. And Star Wars must be watched. That goes without saying.
