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Every conversation with an American, ever...
So, where are you from?
I live in Baltimore.
No, I mean, where are you actually from?
OK, it's in the county, a little north of the city
But you came here from somewhere else?
True, from Upstate New York.
Come on, you know what I mean!
I think I do. If you need exactitude, it's actually Western New York, near Rochester.
No, seriously, where were you born?

It's never enough to know who I am now. It's always about where I exited the birth canal.
WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT?
At least I haven't been asked "So... do you appreciate our freedoms?" lately.
This seems to have been phased out.
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