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AUDACIOUS MECHANIK
A struggling graduate met a wealthy female topshot by providence and she took interest in him. She gave him a roof in her BQ, employed him in her coy, and took him like her child. The woman is a divorcee in her early 50s and the young man, in his mid twenties.
The woman has male acquaintances who sleep over, which could be interpreted as her having an affair with these men. According to my narrator, it was the maiguard that first sold the impression to the young man, "mummy needs servicing. If you hammer her, you don hammer!"
The devil did overtime the day peer pressure bolted his conviction "that mummy was doing all she's doing because she's sexually interested in a young blood," that that's financial breakthrough staring him in the eye, that he should go and toast mummy. Guyz get liver 🤣🤣🤣
The young man sought audience with mummy and said to her, "I can be doing for you what those men who come here do." And madam asked, "what is it that you know they come here to do?" In his exact words, "to service you." Poaaaaaa!!! Monkele's Tao kind of thunder slap followed.
"Sorry ma" *rubbing one side of the cheek*
Another slap on the other cheek, Poaaaaaa!!! "Who do you want to service? Who do you want to service? It is your mother you will service." His screaming of, "mummy, e joor ma," attracted other members of the woman's household.
Madam made him go on his kneels in the car park and asked him to carry a concrete slab and mustnt drop it. When she threatened him further that she will break his head with a wooden plank she's wielding, if he doesnt tell everybody present why he's been punished. He couldn't say.
He finally managed to say, "mo so fun mummy pe mo fe ma service won." The woman asked him to tell d gathering what he wants to be servicing. Seeing 2 of d woman's elderly sons have already folded their fists, he changed it, "walahi, eyin ko mummy. Motor nimo ni mo fe ma service!"
Madam's children insisted he must be sent away, but she said no, he should stay, and she continued to support him like a mother. The maiguard who misled him shared it when asked, "why does everybody in the house call a young man, who look well educated, by a nickname, "Mechanik!"
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