Thread by @jeremynewberger

TRUMP: Who wants a Diet Coke? Mike? Mark? Come on, I can't be like the only guy thirsty during this war.
ESPER: Sir, as you can see on the map...
TRUMP: Who made these maps? I got a map guy. He did a brochure for Celebrity Apprentice.
POMPEO: The Pentagon does.
TRUMP: They in DC?

TRUMP: So you're saying I can nuke, but you wouldn't nuke.
POMPEO: We should save that as a last resort Mr. President.
TRUMP: Yeah, but we do it first then they wont expect it. Everybody always waits. I like to do.
ESPER: I wouldn't advise...
TRUMP: Get Hannity on the phone.

TRUMP: So I can hit their nukes, a govn't building, or an airstrip, but you're telling me I can't hit a museum?
POMPEO: Mr. President, it's considered a war crime.
ESPER: We should avoid cultural...
TRUMP: Hit the museum. It'll be good. Schumer will go nuts. Hegseth will love it.

TRUMP: You listening Lou?
DOBBS: (on phone) Yes Mr. President.
TRUMP: You hear that? I pushed the button.
DOBBS: Yes Sir. I knew you would rise to the occasion.
TRUMP: Mike didn't think I'd do it. You heard it Lou?
DOBBS: A symphony to my ears, Sir. You continue to make history.

TRUMP: Who else can we call?
ESPER: Well Sir, we could get the Joint Chiefs...
TRUMP: I mean Fox people.
POMPEO: Bret Baier asked..
TRUMP: No No No I want someone fun. How about that blonde with the boobs...
ESPER: Sir?
TRUMP: It's a big scoop. She'll do it. She will love this.

ESPER: Mr. President, we're getting more detail about Al Asad.
TRUMP: We know why they are all sad. We killed their guy.
ESPER: No Sir, Al Asad, the base.
TRUMP: Well they're all sad at the base cause they have missiles landing.
POMPEO: Mr. President, the name is..nevermind Sir.