Surprise! We’re live tweeting Cats. We are prepared for the worst. 🐈
Okay, right off the bat, why do they look like that? We don’t like it
We’ve already heard the word “jellicle” too many times
The cat puns in the signs are nice but cats are definitely not supposed to look this way and we’re scared
One of the cats is a magician?????
WHY ARE THEY IN A GRAVEYARD
When is he going to show up? 
The tails are all very bad
Rebel Wilson just took her skin off WHY DID SHE DO THAT
Jason Derulo is certainly doing...something
Jennifer Hudson is sad but we don’t know why because these lyrics don’t make sense
Idris Elba just evaporated Rebel Wilson???????
James Corden didn’t have to do this but he did so good for him we guess
We should have just seen Knives Out again
Everyone asks “who’s Old Deuteronomy” but never “how’s Old Deuteronomy” or better yet, “why is Old Deuteronomy”
Sir Ian McKellan? In Cats? It’s more likely and unnecessary than you’d think
Still do not know what jellicle means and at this point we’re too afraid to ask
Jason Derulo just told Judi Dench that it was party time. So we guess it’s party time now
The cats are wearing shoes now???
On a positive note, the dancing in this movie is very good and all of the dancers are very talented 💃 🕺
Jennifer Hudson is very talented as well 👏 👏 👏
Andrew Lloyd Weber....answer for your crimes
His full name is Asparagus???? You poor thing. Who did this??
NO why does Idris Elba keep doing this GUS DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU
Skimbleshanks? More like Skimblenothanks
Is this Cats or Starlight Express? Too many trains. We don’t need a whole song about a train cat
Taylor Swifts face does not look like it is fully connected to her cat body and it will give us nightmares
Why go to the Heaviside Layer when you could just go take a nap
Just reach into your hat and pull out Judi Dench, this isn’t hard
I can name at least 20 cats more clever than Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
SO MANY PLAYING CARDS, PICK THOSE UP
Are the magic cat and Judi Dench going to kiss???? WHY????
Is Old Deuteronomy wearing a coat made out of her own hair? A bold and also bad choice
If the whole movie was Jennifer Hudson we would have less problems, she is very good
Judi Dench just looked into my soul and reminded me that cats are not dogs. Thank you Judi! I had forgotten!
“Team rockets blasting off agaaaaaiiiiinnnn!!!” - Jennifer Hudson sailing away into the sky
Well the movie is over and I am now going to leave my job and move to an island where I never have to watch movies or listen to music again
Thank you for joining me on this horrifying adventure
