So purple didn’t win but here goes
I haven’t been well all week - a nasty stomach bug including D&V the GP agreed to see me this afternoon but asked I bring a sample with me
So I did the usual thing and places the small tube thing in a small sealed freezer bag
I haven’t been well all week - a nasty stomach bug including D&V the GP agreed to see me this afternoon but asked I bring a sample with me
So I did the usual thing and places the small tube thing in a small sealed freezer bag
I placed the bag in a sealed Jiffy bag and off I went
I was a bit paranoid about carrying it in my pocket and it leaking so I did what I guess most people would do and carried the envelope in my hand
I was a bit paranoid about carrying it in my pocket and it leaking so I did what I guess most people would do and carried the envelope in my hand
On the bus I was messing about on twitter and the envelope was on the seat beside me - the bus wasn’t busy and we trundled off through London
As we approached a stop a young(ish) bloke stood next to me and was polite - exchanging a smile and a nod
As we approached a stop a young(ish) bloke stood next to me and was polite - exchanging a smile and a nod
We reached the stop and the doors opened and he grabbed my envelope and jumped from the bus
The bloke behind me shouted “Oi - stop”
My reactions were slow and I saw him running down the street
The bloke behind me shouted “Oi - stop”
My reactions were slow and I saw him running down the street
The bloke behind said “bloody hell I hope that wasn’t valuable”
I said “just a sample of my poo for the GP”
We laughed
I then had to explain to the GP 😁😁
I said “just a sample of my poo for the GP”
We laughed
I then had to explain to the GP 😁😁
My only regret is not being able to his the thief’s face when he opens the envelope
And the practice nurse has told everyone and now everyone knows the bloke in the “side room” had his shit stolen on the bus
