Thread by @ElieNYC

If it were the House, I'd impeach him on Monday for bribery.
When the Senate kicked that, I'd impeach him the next day for treason.
When the Senate kicked that, I'd impeach him the next day for emoluments.
Impeachment now, impeachment tomorrow, impeachment forever.

If I was Cy Vance, I'd indict him Monday for financial crimes.
Next Monday, if I were Tish James I'd indict him for tax fraud.
Monday after that, if I were Xavier Becerra I'd indict him for whatever the hell they can think of out there.

If the Democrats take back the White House, I'd appoint Adam Schiff as A.G. with they sole responsibility of pursing Trump until he ends up hiding in the Russian embassy, AND THEN go after all of his criminal enablers, starting with Cipollone I guess.

Then, I'd ask the Democratic President use these new, Imperial powers granted by Republicans to the Presidency to deal with climate change.
She or he can start with re-possessing and decommissioning all of the coal plants because it helps their re-election.

What I'm saying is, if it's just going to be *raw* politics. If there's no rule of law that Trump is subject to or the Republicans will enforce, then let's get RAW.

Dershowitz isn't the only person who can make up loony legal theories. I can write fiction just as well as he.

Oh, yes, I'd DEFINITELY Eminent Domain Mar-A-Lago and turn it into a giant sandbar to protect the rest of Florida's coast. I'd do that in my first 100 hours.