Imagine posting this, thinking this makes you look good, and thinking everyone else is throwing a hissy fit.
Pretty sure not a single person called him fat but he seems to be really interested in letting everyone know how rich and RIPPED™️ he is.
if you have to keep saying you're rich - you're not really that rich. also, no one cares if you're rich - you're still a misogynistic chucklefuck.
DICK - I AM RICH AND TALL AND RIPPED AND WOMEN LOVE ME OKAY. THEY LOVE ME. LOVE ME.
women: really though?
men in Dick's mentions: WOMEN LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIM HE'S RICH DID YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN WOMEN LOVE HIM.
women: okay but what women
MIDM: WOMEN LOVE HIM HE'S A HIGH VALUE MAN
women: really though?
men in Dick's mentions: WOMEN LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIM HE'S RICH DID YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN WOMEN LOVE HIM.
women: okay but what women
MIDM: WOMEN LOVE HIM HE'S A HIGH VALUE MAN
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. There are SO many "pick me" dudes in Dick's mentions. "You should post the hot woman doing yoga to prove all these people wrong!"
Men in Dick's Mentions: OKAY BUT LIKE YOU ARE SAD WHY DO YOU KEEP REPLYING YOU TRIGGERED
Me: no we're laughing at you. this is hilarious.
MIDM: YOU KEEP REPLYING THO YOU'RE SAD! DICK IS GREAT. WE LOVE DICK DICK IS THE BEST DEFEND ALPHA DICK ALPHA MAN
Me: no we're laughing at you. this is hilarious.
MIDM: YOU KEEP REPLYING THO YOU'RE SAD! DICK IS GREAT. WE LOVE DICK DICK IS THE BEST DEFEND ALPHA DICK ALPHA MAN
MIDM: YOU MUST NOT HAVE A MAN BECAUSE YOU KEEP REPLYING TO DICK LOL HOW WOULD YOUR MAN LET YOU REPLY TO DICK YOU OLD LADY WE LOVE DICK DICK IS SO MASCULINE LOOK AT DICK YOU MAD?
I honestly don't think ANY of these dudes realize that NONE of what they do attracts actual real live women and their twitter lives revolve around telling us how rich and masculine some dude they pay money to is....
MIDM: WHY DO YOU WANT ATTENTION FROM DICK IF YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOUR MAN? YOU WOULD NOT NEED ATTENTION FROM DICK IF YOU LOVED YOUR MAN. DICK IS AMAZING. PLEASE LOVE ME DICK. DICK IS RIPPED AND RICH.
the fact that there are dudes in that thread defending Dick to the death calling other dudes white knights is the most fucking beautifully ironic thing I've ever seen.
the number of chuckledicks who think I am attracted to this dude is truly a sight to behold.
The reason these dudes think I like Dick Cooper is because they think negging works. They think me mocking him and laughing at him (for my own amusement) means I want him because that is what THEY do to women because they *think* it works. Negging doesn't work.
Men: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH DICK? WHY ARE YOU STALKING HIM HE'S RICH AND HIGH VALUE AND MASCULINE AND GREAT BUT WHY CAN'T YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM
me: I'm mocking him
Men: OKAY BUT YOU ARE OBSESSED WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING
me: it's fucking funny
MEN: OKAY BUT YOU LOVE HIM
me: I'm mocking him
Men: OKAY BUT YOU ARE OBSESSED WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING
me: it's fucking funny
MEN: OKAY BUT YOU LOVE HIM
So I guess the new line is that Dick is just “trolling” us. I guess is trolling means continual self-owns, then sure.
