I think my favorite episode of “Muppet History” was when they repeatedly threw Kermit out a series of windows to illustrate the Defenistration of Frog.
Reminds me of that day in 1989 when I got so sick of Yes, Genesis, and King Crimson that I regretfully threw all of their albums out my window. Obvs, the defenestration of Prog.
It probably goes without saying that if you'd asked me when I was 12 what I wanted to be when I grow up, I would have said Fozzy Bear. Frankly, I'd still give the same answer.
As evidenced by my behavior on Twitter, every time a terrible joke comes to mind I ask myself WWFD (what would Fozzy do), and the answer is always "SAY IT!"
