President Donald Trump, Jr.
Roger Stone: RNC Chair
Judge Jeanine: Attorney General
Rod Blagojevich: Press Secretary
Joe Arpaio: Homeland Security
Dinesh D’Souza: Education Sec
Charlie Kirk: Head of NEH
Laura Loomer: Ambassador to UN
Jim Jordan: Commerce Secretary
Dana Rohrbacher: Secretary of State
Eric Prince: Secretary of Defence
Mike Pence: Religious Freedom Czar
Sean Hannity: Press Freedom Czar
Stephen Miller: Precious Bodily Fluid Czar
George Papadopolous: Coffee Czar
Paula White: Czar of Divine Truth
Elizabeth Sackler: Opioid Czar
Marianne Williamson: HHS
Alan Dershowitz: Provider of Justifications Based on his own, independent Research
Bill O’Reilley: Director of EEOC
Roy Moore: Keeper of the Commandments
James Woods: Minister of Awesomeness
Scott Baio: Minister of Coolio
Ted Nugent: NEA Director