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Ariel Edwards-Levy

@aedwardslevy

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monday:
"i have six pieces of bread from the tandoor"
"...cool?"

tuesday:
"i have four pieces of bread from the tandoor"
"....ok?"

wednesday:
"i-"
"look, why do you keep telling me how much bread you have"
"got to, man. naan disclosure agreement."

"all right then, good chaat"

really destroying any paneer of respectability I had here

this is a tremendous self-own, in that now I want dinner

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