Sallah's in the basement 
Mixing up the medicine
Indy's on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doing it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
A man in the coonskin cap
in the pig pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
you only got ten
Marion comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Marion says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't tie no bows
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
Oh, get sick, get well. Hang around a ink well.
Hang bail, hard to tell if anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred, get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
you're gonna get hit
But losers, cheaters
Six-time users
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
watch the parkin' meters
Oh, get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance
Learn to dance, get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him,
buy gifts. Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin' and they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle. Don't wear sandals. Try to avoid the scandals.
Don't want to be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles
