Thread by @nortoncampbeII

✨💕 — pros & cons of dating identity v characters: a thread 💌
😳 inspired by @/soofireanon's enstars thread 😘

💌 emily dyer

— PROS
- always there to patch you up
- very caring and gentle
- knows how to treat all your ailments
- has a sweet voice

— CONS
- methods may involve needles
- hard to get her to break out of her shell

💌 emma woods

— PROS
- her happiness is infectious
- knows how to make you smile
- puppy eyes when she wants something

— CONS
- have to deal with mr. scarecrow third wheeling
- very popular (may have to fight for her hand)
- will have to get rid of kreacher first

💌 freddy riley

— PROS
- loves to shower you with gifts
- remembers little things about you
- always encourages you to do your best
- writes you the most romantic love letters

— CONS
- hasnt moved on from martha remington
- people will make fun of you for dating him

💌 kreacher pierson

— PROS
- lots of gifts but dont ask where they come from
- always up to do some tomfoolery
- is your spotlight for your selfies

— CONS
- kind of a dick
- obsessed with emma, may not be receptive to your advances
- may form an unhealthy attachment to you

💌 lucky guy

— PROS
- shy and cute
- willing to do anything for you
- expect thoughtful gifts on all occasions

— CONS
- can be TOO shy and insecure
- softspoken at times
- thinks you deserve better

💌 servais le roy

— PROS
- confident and a little smug
- big ego but that means youre super special to him
- treats you like a queen and entertains you however you like

— CONS
- may have killed a man
- can be stuck up and narcissistic

💌 kurt frank

— PROS
- will take you on an adventure
- takes risks to make sure youre safe and happy
- calls you one of the wonders of the world

— CONS
- tendency to put himself in danger
- kind of like an overexcited dog
- will lie to make you happy

💌 naib subedar

— PROS
- this man will literally die for you
- he will make sure anyone who harms you dies a painful death
- parkours

— CONS
- doesnt want to date you lest you cry when he eventually dies for you
- not upfront about his feelings at all

💌 martha behamfil

— PROS
- passionate and daring
- takes no shit
- direct about her feelings
- gorgeous as fuck

— CONS
- may still be attached to her fiance
- high expectations for you
- easily frustrated

💌 tracy reznik

— PROS
- makes little machines for you
- loves to spend time working with you
- happy to rely on you when shes scared
- enjoys cuddling

— CONS
- very inexperienced when it comes to romance
- takes a while to fully trust you
- robot third wheels your dates

💌 william ellis

— PROS
- always proud of you
- loves to show you off
- very physically affectionate, gives you lots of little kisses and hugs

— CONS
- forgets your anniversaries
- do first think later mindset which means you will have to bail him out of trouble sometimes

💌 helena adams

— PROS
- cutest being on earth
- loves cuddles and headpats
- wont be pushed around

— CONS
- will use her cuteness to earn your favour
- bonks you on the head with her stick when shes annoyed
- inexperienced in romance

💌 fiona gilman

— PROS
- always knows how to comfort you
- loves you more than any god
- gives you soft and gentle kisses
- prays for your health and happiness

— CONS
- might do a ritual
- easily distracted
- will take a long time to realise her feelings for you are romantic

💌 vera nair

— PROS
- knows exactly how to woo you
- treats uou like royalty
- dedicates a special perfume just for you
- sugars you lots

— CONS
- high maintenance
- may get insecure and paranoid that you only love the persona shes created
- may have killed her sister