Profile picture
, 4 tweets, 2 min read
My Authors
Read all threads
@MollyJongFast Valhalla Murders
Hunters
The Americans
You’re the Worst
Schitt’s Creek
I’m Sorry
Cuckoo
Sick Note
Black Mirror
Westworld
Shrill
The Outsider
Fleabag
Party Down
Veep
Brooklyn 99
The Good Place
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Russian Doll
Mythic Quest
The Morning Show
Servant
Silicon Valley
@MollyJongFast It’s always Sunny
Love
Parks & Rec
The Office
Friends from college
Bordertown
Safe
Broadchurch
Happy Valley
Atypical
Portlandia
Flaked
Lilyhammer
The Sopranos
Master of None
The Wire
Big Mouth
Easy
Florida Girls
Bloodline
Better Call Saul
Narcos
Santa Clarita Diet
Dead to me
@MollyJongFast Ozark
American Horror Story
F is for Family
Sherlock
Mindhunter
Between Two Ferns
Mr Inbetween
Occupied
Maron
In the dark
Bodyguard
Unbelievable
Homeland
Nora from Queens
High Maintenance
Good Girls
Counterpart
Monk
Psych
Get Shorty
Catfish
The Boys
Hanna
Patriot
Homecoming
@MollyJongFast When They See Us
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
The Walking Dead—all of them
Chernobyl
The Mick
Queer Eye
Love Is Blind—worst show ever, but u can’t look away
Happy Endings
12 Monkeys
Atypical
Barry
Freaks & Geeks
Billions
Game of Thrones
You
Simpsons
Broad City
The Other Two
Rick and Morty
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh.

Enjoying this thread?

Keep Current with Scott Dworkin

Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @funder see all

Profile picture
Scott Dworkin
@funder
I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s rambling press conference shortly so you don’t have to suffer through it.
Let’s begin. Trump looks more orange than he ever has. And his tanning bed goggle tan lines look bad. He looks more tired than he ever has. This is not a joke or attack, but Trump sounds like he has a cold or is losing his voice.

Piece of great news—Dr. Fauci is in the presser!
Trump sounds bored already. Looks like a third grader giving a speech. Sounds monotone like a robot. Trump again presents wrong statistics saying coronavirus is in 141 countries—it’s in 183. No idea why he doesn’t have facts. Now Pompeo speaking. Brace yourselves for boredom.
Read 9 tweets
Profile picture
Scott Dworkin
@funder
I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s FEMA press conference right now so you don’t have to.
Trump is sitting like a toddler in timeout, with his arms crossed, and he just winked at someone in the room. Now Governors across the country are talking to Trump on a video feed, all they are doing is applauding Trump. This is grotesque and a complete waste of their time.
Now Trump is naming pharma companies that are trying to develop a vaccine. Trump says “it could be an absolute total game changer.” Trump’s own people said earlier that people shouldn’t be provided with false hope like this. He keeps acting like a vaccine will be out soon. Gross.
Read 3 tweets
Profile picture
Scott Dworkin
@funder
I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s coronavirus press conference right now so you don’t have to.
Trump starts by saying that it’s “nicer” to have less press in the briefing room due to coronavirus physical distancing. You have to be sick and twisted to think like that. Then he calls the coronavirus the “Chinese Virus” again. Because he’s racist. Trump himself is a virus.
Trump just admitted he’s had a lot of time lately to watch television. Tries to brag about what someone on tv said about him. He claims this imaginary person said he had the best response to the coronavirus. Spoiler Alert: Trump’s had the worst response to the coronavirus.
Read 9 tweets

Related threads

Profile picture
IndoPacific News
@IndoPac_Info
1: The key here is the reaction of the people.

Most Iraqis don't like the Iranians and the Iranian influence. The anti govt protests there were against a govt controlled by the Iranians and against the Iranians themselves. The PMUs were the ones using snipers to shoot protesters
2: With regards to #Iran, this is a big event that can't go without retaliation. The situation can easily lead to a full scale war. Everybody in the region is now preparing for the eventuality of war.

If conflict starts, It'll be a regional war including Israel, Hezboallah, etc
3: Let's not even talk about the price of oil if conflict starts. This is the oil hub of the world & doesn't matter is a country is self sufficient in oil or not. Oil follows an international price. So if the fireworks go in big scale, oil will skyrocket & the economy 👎
Read 61 tweets
Profile picture
Filomena Rocha
@Filomen03258997
12. United States decided to label #IRGC terrorists. But who are the real terrorists? Who created, trained, armed & financed the worst terrorist groups in the world?

#Hypocrites #DoubleStandards #Liars #Warlords #USRealTerrorists
Wrong US policies in the Middle East. Sanctions against Iran. Sanctions used by the USA as a war weapon🤨👇🏼
1. United States decided to label #IRGC terrorists. But who are the real terrorists? Who created, trained, armed & financed the worst terrorist groups in the world? 🤨👇🏼
threadreaderapp.com/thread/1116293…
Read 128 tweets
Profile picture
Captain Awkward
@CAwkward
So many "my friend is marrying an unpleasant jerk"letters recently.
I know, abusers isolate people, but at a certain point, "You married someone who acts like a jerk to all your friends, it's not a mystery why your social calendar is shrinking" HAS to sink in, right?
Adopting the hissing jerk cat who scratches everyone but you is a sweet story...FOR CATS.

"I know my sexist super-try hard spouse interrupts everyone and can never be wrong and cheaps out on the check, but he's nice TO ME, alone, at home, why can't you jerks accept him?" NO.
"My friend is dating the embodiment of fingernails on a chalkboard, do we have to go on joint vacations as a couple for the rest of time"

u do not
Read 35 tweets
Profile picture
euzkera
@euzkera
.#Westworld
.
.
Read 11 tweets

Trending hashtags

#Tisch #Democrats #JCPOA #Geffen #IranUSTensions #Brooklyn #notsorry #CaliforniaLove #Mueller #NuclearDeal #MikePompeo #TheDuopoly #QassemSoleimani #Dubin #IranToday #Americans #HomeToBilo #peace #Canadians #positivity #murder #HumanTrafficking #enrichment #WarsForOil #America

Embed code for your website

×
Follow Us on Twitter!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!