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I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s rambling press conference shortly so you don’t have to suffer through it.
Let’s begin. Trump looks more orange than he ever has. And his tanning bed goggle tan lines look bad. He looks more tired than he ever has. This is not a joke or attack, but Trump sounds like he has a cold or is losing his voice.

Piece of great news—Dr. Fauci is in the presser!
Trump sounds bored already. Looks like a third grader giving a speech. Sounds monotone like a robot. Trump again presents wrong statistics saying coronavirus is in 141 countries—it’s in 183. No idea why he doesn’t have facts. Now Pompeo speaking. Brace yourselves for boredom.
Pompeo is wasting time applauding Trump’s failed response to the coronavirus. Dow dropped into negative once Pompeo started talking. Pompeo says they’re closing non-essential travel on Canadian and Mexican borders. Says they will review reopening in 30 days. Why not daily? Lazy.
Now HHS Sec Azar starts by applauding Trump for his “bold” & “decisive” actions regarding the coronavirus. Hogwash. Now he’s trying to act like Italy blew their response and US is better. Italy has tests. We don’t. This is complete and utter nonsense. Be glad you’re not watching.
This press conference is disgusting. HHS Sec Azar just attacked refugees and immigrants, trying to act like they’re the reason the coronavirus is spreading. Trump nodding in background. Dr. Fauci looks furious with arms crossed. The Trump administration is grotesque.
Pence now talking about how they’re doing everything they can to get equipment to states. That’s a lie. They are completely full of it. They are sitting on their hands. Dow dropped hundreds of points since they started. This coronavirus task force is a stain on our country.
Trump now taking questions. And again, not a joke, he sounds sick like he has a cold. Claims that he is sending millions of masks and blah blah lies. He has no idea what he’s talking about or what he’s doing. Trump calls social distancing “the hottest term there is.” WTF, dude?
Dr. Fauci gets question about Trump lying about a drug that could be used against coronavirus. Fauci essentially says Trump lied about it. Trump says he’s a bigger fan of the drug “more than anybody.” Now Trump’s rambling trying to distract from his massive lie. So embarrassing.
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