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I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s FEMA press conference right now so you don’t have to.
Trump is sitting like a toddler in timeout, with his arms crossed, and he just winked at someone in the room. Now Governors across the country are talking to Trump on a video feed, all they are doing is applauding Trump. This is grotesque and a complete waste of their time.
Now Trump is naming pharma companies that are trying to develop a vaccine. Trump says “it could be an absolute total game changer.” Trump’s own people said earlier that people shouldn’t be provided with false hope like this. He keeps acting like a vaccine will be out soon. Gross.
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I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s rambling press conference shortly so you don’t have to suffer through it.
Let’s begin. Trump looks more orange than he ever has. And his tanning bed goggle tan lines look bad. He looks more tired than he ever has. This is not a joke or attack, but Trump sounds like he has a cold or is losing his voice.

Piece of great news—Dr. Fauci is in the presser!
Trump sounds bored already. Looks like a third grader giving a speech. Sounds monotone like a robot. Trump again presents wrong statistics saying coronavirus is in 141 countries—it’s in 183. No idea why he doesn’t have facts. Now Pompeo speaking. Brace yourselves for boredom.
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I’m watching @realDonaldTrump’s coronavirus press conference right now so you don’t have to.
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