Could probably manage a bad movie, though :x
-R
-the heroes are devoid of personality or charm
-I have no idea what's happening
-how quickly technology improves and how primitive our first rockets seem to us now
-how often infrastructure on earth needs repairs or overhauling
-psychic vision of the pearl planet being destroyed by crashing spaceship shrapnel
-info about pearl planet's destruction 30 years ago suspiciously covered up
-pearl elves clearly with huge grudge against human military
"Clearly you've never met a woman!"
if only she had a suit of power armor
or a gun