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9 Nov, 45 tweets, 16 min read
Since it's been so long I have attended a #wedding, I'll be #Livetweet my #reactions follow pleej
Is it normal to avoid 'wyd for a living?' by not asking others the same thing?
Alright I am fibbing my #resume here. I am telling me them I am freelance journo. Sue me.
An #unmarried #cousin in his 40s is a cool company to be with until he is less adjusted than #you
To be married guy's #brother is showing off about his #IIM entry. damn me #masculinity
And he made #friends!!
I'm gonna find a #quiet room to sit and #read. Besht escape
I feel sad for my atta. She lost her husband recently. I didn't like him but I like her a lot. Strong nice women face the most shit
Choose a #lifestyle
#asking coz I'll definitely end up #poor inside city. Civilization is so important for #growth you wealthy idiots
No #mosquitos though. Can't complain. Luxury, you enticing vamp
Hope my #cats are fine. My ex girlfriend's brother should be on his way to check on them.
How did I end up here?
My #cats are fine
What's up with religious #rituals and the need to do them so early in the morning?
I marry someday I marry someone with geyser
In #marriages, half the people create luggage, the rest carry it
Women really do a lot of work in #indian #weddings
What is really so great about #car people?
There is just one #uncle you like but he is not really #popular and you don't know what to think about it
Be #comfortable with #silence you noisy people
People who take moral ground every time are tomorrow's gollums (that's me btw)
It's the #worst when someone's happiness reminds you of your #sadness
#indian women and their saris. Damn!
Nosey #relatives deserve less oxygen than others
Is it their fear of #death that makes them want to see as many #weddings as they can? Is it their way of earning #karma before they see yamudu?
So apparently the #bride family mistook me for the #groom. Is that a #cheapshot?
Now I understand the importance of #photos and #videos in #weddings. They are simply proofs
The amount of #greenery used to decorate the Mandapam. A #family of four can use it as a tent
#weddings vs #carbs loading
Stuff at a #wedding: camphor, vermillion, bright threads, gold!!, Lot of feet touching, stuff exchanging hands, pride, food!!
Will #rituals be changed tomorrow to accommodate to the #cameraman needs?
The #bride family has less number of #bald heads than the #groom family. You win this time you
The #pride she has from having a #government job
How does food magically appear in those curvy bowls at a #wedding?
You know it's #reception time when the couple #throne comes out
Dude, the #bride family is connected. A high level politician is here
Unmarried women of my age are no where in sight. Marry early or die wise my friends
I #reject the marriage system by eating the entire #buffet but never caring to bring a #gift
DJ has begun!!
I love watching people #dance. can't hate #weddings for this
It's even #awesome when #aunties join in with their kids
As my friend would say special days like these are just another reason to #celebrate
Stopping #livetweet now. I didn't learn anything and I'll die alone most probably. Devudaaaa

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