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2) Overdressed or underdressed?
Not sure if @DIA is saying blond hair 👱 is over- or under-dressed
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Not sure if @DIA is saying blond hair 👱 is over- or under-dressed
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3) Guidelines for men: Color coordination is significant. 🎩
I presume if you've got red hair, means wear a red suit
I presume if you've got red hair, means wear a red suit
3) DO NOT BE AFRAID OF COLORFUL TIES
5) Lady-spies at @DIA - dress conservatively! Nothing flamboyant, bc men are easily spooked by colorful ties 👔😨
6) 🐫 THE OTHER COLORS ARE TOO SCARY. 🐫
7) Open-toe shoes are no longer a faux pax so long as worn with suit pants, although flats apparently still are.
8) Seems to heavily imply that nail polish is not optional.
9) (For women new-hires):
BODY SIZE AND SHAPE CONSIDERATIONS:
"Consider your body type"
🍔🍟 ❌🕵
BODY SIZE AND SHAPE CONSIDERATIONS:
"Consider your body type"
🍔🍟 ❌🕵
10) @DefenseIntel diversity, basically.
11) What not to wear: women wearing backpacks and sunglasses are particularly verboten
12) Thankfully a story with a happy ending. A letter of apology from the Director sent to the entire department.
