Thread by @FoiaTheThings

Interesting #FOIA via @MuckRock on fashion advice for @DIA staff. Might tweet the good bits. Hold on to your hats!🎩👒

https://twitter.com/MuckRock/status/748701418614165507

1) ✂️✂️✂️ Look Sharp, Feel Sharp, Be Sharp ✂️✂️✂️ #FOIA

2) Overdressed or underdressed?
Not sure if @DIA is saying blond hair 👱 is over- or under-dressed
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3) Guidelines for men: Color coordination is significant. 🎩
I presume if you've got red hair, means wear a red suit

3) DO NOT BE AFRAID OF COLORFUL TIES

5) Lady-spies at @DIA - dress conservatively! Nothing flamboyant, bc men are easily spooked by colorful ties 👔😨

6) 🐫 THE OTHER COLORS ARE TOO SCARY. 🐫

7) Open-toe shoes are no longer a faux pax so long as worn with suit pants, although flats apparently still are.

8) Seems to heavily imply that nail polish is not optional.

9) (For women new-hires):
BODY SIZE AND SHAPE CONSIDERATIONS:
"Consider your body type"
🍔🍟 ❌🕵

10) @DefenseIntel diversity, basically.

11) What not to wear: women wearing backpacks and sunglasses are particularly verboten

12) Thankfully a story with a happy ending. A letter of apology from the Director sent to the entire department.