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Jake Hamby @jhamby
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No way…
THC is a potent substance. Especially for grownups with grownup responsibilities. Most of us learn this by the time we turn 30. You’ve got to maintain, bros & broesses.
There’s still time for Shanley Kane (with the fake moon landing & other conspiracy stuff she tweets about), btw.

We’re all responsible for our own reality-testing abilities. There are doctor prescribed drugs & recreational drugs & we need to tell our doctors about all of them.
I only mention her because we got in an infamous Twitter argument over the moon landing & she blocked me. And now I blocked her.

She has a cult of followers here who encourage her in her delusions. That’s a danger of any of us who get more than 5K or 10K followers.
Anyway, I need to read this Rand Paul story. I got carried away with the implications of the headline and, with marijuana becoming legal in more & more places, I thought it important to call out the danger of too much THC. ⚠️CAUTION⚠️
Oh, Rand Paul *in college* took bong hits and worshiped a mystical entity named Aqua Buddha. That’s, like, me & half my friends. 😂
Now I’m disappointed. I thought he was doing that on the other side of his neighbor’s fence, LOL.

My warning about cutting that stuff out by the time you turn 30 still stands. There’s a time & a place for everything…
But now I’m disappointed because a sober Rand Paul believes such kooky economic beliefs.

Aqua Buddha is really not cool with cutting social services, bro. Maybe he needs to take more bong hits…
So the neighbor just attacked Rand Paul from behind for no good reason? That’s really messed up.

Nobody’s going to be taking any bong rips with six cracked ribs. I mean, Paul’s economic policies are 💩, but you can’t do that to your neighbor, even if they are a senator.
Clearly, Rand Paul’s neighbor is the one with the impaired judgment in this case. What a nightmare.
But across Bowling Green, sympathy for either man appears to be in short supply. Goodwin described them as "two little shits" who have brought embarrassment upon the town. 😂🍿
"You're talking about two of them that I'd like to turn over my knee," he said. "That's what the folks would like to do. Give them both a paddling and send them on their way." 🤣
This is all because Rand Paul didn’t want to pay $150/month for gardeners to mow his lawn, and he didn’t want to mow his own lawn properly.

And the neighbor just snapped. But none of their neighbors has much good to say about either of them.
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