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Heather Booth @boothheather
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Confidential to applicants for that 6-20h/wk admin job based on the 2 page, ridiculously picky, grammatical nightmare of an ad - the answer to the secret clue (which you MUST include in the TOP line of your cover letter!!!) is this: The Ides of March wrote "Vehicle"in 1970.
Other gem from the ad:
"We are open minded and encourage initiative.
QUALIFICATIONS: PC USER-- (not MAC)"
Also:
"You need to be "talker" not a "texter"," [sic comma placement]
Don't worry if you can't get your "Cover Letter and resume SPECIFIC TO THIS JOB" in right away. This job posts on the local FB group every six months or so.
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