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Kyle @HNIJohnMiller
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1) This is the Conservative Underground News of Twitter, coming at you harder and faster than @CillizzaCNN at the strip club his mistress works at
2) In light of the #MarchForOurLives in which the poster child for 'flat effect' @davidhogg111 showed either he didn't pay attention in History or he did and treated the chapter on the rise of European dictators as an instruction manual...
3) Our anonymous sources familiar with CNN's data gulags (servers) where they torture and molest information until it becomes the twisted abomination that they broadcast as the 'news' have given us a horrifying leak.
4) YYYYYEP. That is the Parkland kid who when asked by the guidance counselor about her career plans she stated Womens Studies Major. When told that wasn't a career, she asked 'Then why did I shave my head?!?'
5) It is still being determined if this is part of a larger photoshoot and what CNN planned to do with this picture, if and when this is determined, we will provide an update
6) In the meantime, @CNN has their worker bees being BUSY BUSY BUSY, prepping for a news blast early next week. Expect identical twins separated at birth @jaketapper and @ChrisCuomo to be in your faces for much of next week.
7) Or, you know, about 12 hours, when the news they tried to break suddenly collapses under the tyrannical regime of Reality and Truth. This is the Conservative Underground News of Twitter, signing off.
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