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Kat Sweet @TheSweetKat
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I am the very model of a modern SecOps analyst
My finely tuned alerts light up my infinite Slack channel list
I deal in matters tactical, strategic, operational
I never shame my users, I keep phishing educational

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I’m very well acquainted, too, with handling of incidents
That I possess a healthy paranoia’s no coincidence
I have more logs than Lincoln and I query them at lightning rate
Whenever colleagues lock out after failures to authenticate

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I triage vulnerabilities from low to high to critical
My user ed is action-focused, never paralytical
I share my knowledge far and wide, a speaker and a panelist
I am the very model of a modern SecOps analyst

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I found a worry I wrote down a few years ago that seems so completely irrelevant now: “What if I’m a fraud and don’t really have the hacker nature?”

Let’s talk qualities that are seen as things that you either have innately or don’t have and never will.

So, I’m a vocalist...
I’m pretty good at singing; it gives me a rush whether I’m in front of a crowd or just belting out Hamilton in my car. Many people who compliment my voice assume I was born with the voice I have now. But years of effort and good circumstances went into making it look effortless.
I sing almost every day. I had classical voice training all throughout high school and college, plus choirs and musical theatre for even longer. There are many moving parts that go into a song — breath support, diction, control of dynamics, balanced vibrato, even proper posture.
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