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𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 @olde_fortran
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#1StarRPGReviews D&D 5E PHB

But that index tho Amazon review:
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 5E PHB

I too prefer an RPG that requires differential equations to solve for movement. Amazon Review:
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 5E PHB

Can't argue with that logic Amazon review:
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 5E PHB

Look, let's be honest: playing a Jesuit necromancer-assassin sounds AMAZING.
#1StarRPGReviews Pathfinder Core Book

I don't think I can trust a review that holds Palladium as the gold standard for RPGs.
#1StarRPGReviews Burning Wheel Revised

Burning Wheel: Taking The Wheel Out Of Burning Or Whatever Amazon Review:
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#1StarRPGReviews Numenera

shhhhhh, nobody tell them about Apocalypse World Amazon Review:
#1StarRPGReviews Fate Core

To say I find this review hilarious with every fiber of my being would be an understatement. Amazon review:
#1StarRPGReviews Fate Core

Oh damn, I had no idea a 10 point review scale went negative. Sick burn, reviewer!
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 3E PHB

"2nd Edition not only made perfect sense" let me stop you there... Amazon Review
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 3E PHB

This is... an oddly specific complaint. Amazon Review:
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 3E PHB

No no no, "A Sad, Sorry World" was the working title for @Dungeon_World Amazon Review:
#1StarRPGReviews D&D 3E PHB

"So just like the new rules, Half-Orcs are dumber in this revision." Amazon Review
#1StarRPGReviews

"Waiting an entire day to cast spells again??? One of my wizard characters cast more than 10 spells in one battle let alone one day." Amazon review
#1StarRPGReviews Marvel Heroic

"cosplay without the effort of dressing up" is the most widely accepted definition of an RPG, fwiw Amazon review:
#1StarRPGReviews Xanthar's Guide To Everything

Perhaps I can interest you in my forthcoming supplement, Bigsby's Guide To Sticks, Snakes, And Methods Of Converting There Between. Amaon review:
#1StarRPGReviews Starfinder Core Book

Nothing wrong here except it's a 1 star book. Amazon review:
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