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Result Howls From Wrong End
You figure you should give the name the they know you by
"I" you say trying to look majestic "Am Howls from Wrong End"
The four guards snerk simultaneously
Recovering quickly they say formally
"Do you accept the rules of hospitality?"
"Yes"
Looking to the bard they ask
"You have marked this mortal as your guest, you accept you may share it's punishment if it transgresses"
"Yes, yes get on with it!" replies the bard irritably
"Welcome mortal to the court of spring"
The world blurs and you stand inside a great hall
Fairies, sprites, goblins, creatures you wouldn't believed existed but for the evidence of your eyes are busily decorating the hall and setting an impossibly long table at the other end of which are two ornate thrones.
Two staircases lead up to door lined balconies above the hall
The bard clicks his fingers, a human woman appears or (Per:17) at least a creature that's trying to pass on one based on some images it must have seen.
It carries a tray with two goblets containing a dark red drink, you hope it's wine.
The bard takes one, the woman turns to you
New one is up.
By the way you're all old enough to know you should be wary of drinks from strangers right?
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#DnD #rpg #coya
Result:
The crowd is applauding,
You want to clap too!
How do you...
Hands! I had them! What did they look like?
Spectral hands appear in the air in front of you
No one seems to notice them
Must be yours
Yes that's them! Now arms I had big ones!
I was a big one!
You piece together the memory of the you that was and as it completes you realise that it's what you're supposed to be!
Makes sense now, you were a terrible wolf
You step toward the spectra; shape and as you do, you mentally envision pouring yourself into it
You fill the shape!
You remember it all now!
You are Peu Pue Flintwalker, Goliath of the Thugaga clan, Druid of the Twilight Circle, known as Howls from Wrong End in the Fae courts, guardian of George the shiny pebble and you owe some people a right kicking!
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Result On hold
I'm back! I was running a combi-comic/anime/gaming.cons confor a few days so I figure I'd better do a recap of the story so far. Eh, you might want to get comfortable for this Ready? No? Tough.
You are playing Peu Pue Flintwalker, a gender neutral
Goliath, 7' 2", 350lb, druid, who left their clan to see the world and map a way to Chult for your chief.
Day one off the mountain range, you met a human father and child with a broken cart wheel you helped them fix it and accompanied them to a nearby village to get the lay of
the land, there was a monster terrorizing the locals and you promised to help them hunt it the next day, you bought a map of the world from a dark gnome book store owner called Bobkins, discovered an ancient temple at the bottom of an old well, underwent the trial of elements by
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#DnD #rpg #coya
Result:
You watch the servants keenly, Father Tree and Sir Thorns seem to be looking as well, you notice there seems to be gaps among the battalion of servants, the mists aren't to be seen, neither is wolf or the mystery servant.
Sally, Mrs S's aide de camp comes
scurrying out of what you assume is the kitchen area and whisper something to Mrs S's eyes go wide, she slams her hand on the table and starts to stand up.
Then seems to think better of it.
There's muttering among the guests as they notice others below them being served first.
New one is up
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