Yeah, I had some wings and some booze and now I wanna talk about Lexington & Concord
April 18. Boston. Place smells like shit because it's the 18th century and everything smlt like shit.
So anyways, the port of Boston was locked the fuck down by the Brits
So. Yeah. Boston.
But nothing stays a secret in Boston. Not nothing, nowhow. So the colonials get word of it.
Franky and Jonny are like "hey, this shit could actually work. We might get away soon."
Suddenly the light companies spot a hella lotta dudes
But remember all those alarms? Ya. They is Massholes coming from EVERYWHERE looking to fight
But they forgot about Parker.
AND LIVED TO THE AGE OF 96
And that's how the American Revolution started. Fin.