Thread by @ngozidozie

Warning: Rant Alert!!

I read the cover letter shared by @ebunomoni to @Andela_Nigeria and wallahi, I almost cried. Nothing sweeter than a job candidate whose goals are tied to company’s mission. Our experience at @paylaterNG has not been as sweet

No1 pet hate. You want an interview because you are passionate about disruption, fintech and you want to take over digital bank. Sounds exciting.
Have you downloaded the app yet? No, Gettheforrarouhere

Ok you have downloaded the app, clap for yourself. Tell me about the company.
Last week i interviewed a candidate - he might as well have been describing a community bank in Owerri.

Sorry my dear, next candidate

Culture is important. As good as you may be, if you find it difficult not to call me sir or worse Daddy in the interview, it is unlikely that you will be called back.

Let me help you by giving you directions to Ministry of Agriculture.

The one that pains me past are the greedies. You are earning 100k and now you want to earn N400k. No problem - pls give me credible reason why your current employer is smart and we are the mugu. Abeg find CBN at 13 Broad Street.
Or a snake that has swallowed money

It physically hurts when you meet someone who has clearly swallowed our website, and should have good ideas, suggest immediately“Erm, erm, I tink (said like that!) you should move to IOS”
Eehn, because @Andela_Nigeria is dashing me free developers. Continue

Ok ees enough Ngozi. We have heard, stop forming important.
Dont be annoyed brothers and sisters. If Kanye is allowed to just release am I not allowed. One more tweet and I will let you all go and continue my otherwise positive lifestyle

So now my new screening question which i recommend is:

Who are the competitors of @paylaterNG ? And which of their product features should we adopt and why?

Gangsta right😏

If you have a good answer and want to joint the revolution please give us a shout.