1) I am channeling my sensei @debradelai when I say this:
Here's a question that I think EVERYONE needs to be asking:
Who fucking cares?
Here's a question that I think EVERYONE needs to be asking:
Who fucking cares?
2) John Kerry is a failed presidential candidate and a failure of a Secretary of State. I have a difficult time differentiating between him and Mueller in terms of old wrinkly-ass white haired dudes.
3) The Logan act? You mean the law that has literally NEVER been legally tested and would burst into flames within 5 minutes of being mentioned in a court room?
4) John Kerry has no power. He has no authority. It is BLATANTLY obvious that he is NOT a representative of the United States government, or of the Trump administration.
5) What DOES he honestly have? Some vague promise that maybe the Democrat party might have a 1 seat lead in the Senate? That still doesn't give him any power.
6) So he's, what, meeting with some random fucking functionaries from France and Iran? Who in their right mind would take him seriously? How's he introducing himself?
7) "Hi, I'm John Kerry, and I come here as a representative of the political party of the former administration that was so wildly unpopular our chosen successor lost in an electoral landslide to a pornstar-banging real estate mogul and reality TV star."
8) I can do that to. "Hi, my name is HNIJohnMiller, and I come here as a representative of a bunch of annoyed people on Twitter that are sick and tired of hearing a bunch of fake bullshit in our news media and having to violently suppress dipshits spreading conspiratorial CRAP."
9) We're talking about the same guy that negotiated the Iran Deal in the first place and completely forgot Otto Warmbier's existence. He couldn't negotiate his way out of a paper bag, and now he's no longer part of ANY administration.
10) Behold, eyewitness video of John Kerry attempting to negotiate on behalf of his political party to keep France in the Iran Deal.
11) Behold, as this yields absolutely NOTHING of note. For the Iran Deal to function, it requires the United States' participation, as do so many other international deals and organizations like say the UN, the World Bank, the World Trade Organization, etc.
12) John Kerry has reached a level of significance in United States foreign affairs that approaches absolute zero. He has zero influence on our decision making, and as such he holds zero influence on any other country's decision making.
13) But please, freak out and proclaim 'treason' or 'Logan Act!' about his trips. Or Obama's trips for that matter. Notice we don't hear about Obama's foreign trips like we did in the first year of Trump's presidency? Why is that?
14) Maybe because Obama finally realized what a fucking JOKE he was on the world stage. You know, the kinda joke that takes 8 years to tell, and ends with the punchline of, "And then we hired the dude with the funny hairdo to fix everything for us." The end.
