It's a sword. A massive broadsword, in a leather sheath.
On my porch. Not in a package.
Huge sword on the porch.
We could not for the life of us figure out why a sword was on our porch.
I ran around the neighborhood hunting for orcs.
AM I BEING CALLED TO ADVENTURE?
PORCH-BITER.
First we had A sword, now we had TWO.
Tomorrow, we could have FOUR and then probability becomes an issue.
But it did not explain much.
Now.
Okay, so we knew it was a gift. But we didn't know why and the whole thing was a bit confusing.
Frankly, I was a BIT disappointed that Gandalf didn't leave it.
Man, if pirates ever come to my house, they're in TROUBLE.
But for a minute. For ONE tiny minute...