To the doxxers of #ManFriday... When you go on holiday, may you always get food poisoning, delayed flights, the seat next to the toddler and lost baggage.
May you always have the back of your skirt tucked into your knickers, with used loo roll hanging out.
May your hair grow really quickly, so you have to spend a fortune retouching your highlights.
May your cats do a Six Dinner Sid, betray you and go and live with nice people.
May your ears ever be wax-free.
May your bins be attacked by foxes.
May you always run for the bus and have the doors close in your face.
May your roast potatoes never crisp.
May your bike chain always come off.
May you always walk into door handles.
And in short, may your lives be a series of small annoyances.
Me right now: And no, that is not a death threat 🙄 See above.
May delivery drivers always return your parcels to the depot.
May bats take up residence in your loft.
May the lights always be red.
May the pillow cases always get stuck in the duvet cover.
#WTGLWGH So, so high. May your flatulence ever be indiscreet and unsafe.
