My Dearest Maria,
Today we were engaged in a great battle just outside the Golden Gate. As our brigade was about to encamp for the afternoon after a long and arduous bike ride from the Presidio we encountered a whole division of Kekistan regulars...
The enemy breached our forward positions and were advancing on the..
As the enemy was about to launch their flaming Citronella rockets at our position we heard the trumpeting of the bugler from afar...
Tell the children their daddy fought with bravery and he loves them.
Until we meet again I remain your devoted lover and husband,