Panicking now as folks are actually following me and I've got sod all in the mind oven to feed them, so here have this thread I did absolutely owning medieval people:
OK sod it, I may as well just do a thread of greatest hits from the last couple of years. Here's one from springtime where I got stuck in a weird series of instant coffee reviews that became a metafiction about the labours of hercules:
And here's the time I tweeted 1,000 fictional video games and it accidentally ended up becoming my job for a few months:
This wasn't really my work so much as a chat I started about fighting the things pubs are named after, but it made me laugh so have a go:
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Then there was back in February when me and my wife tried to eat everything that appeared in the LOTR films:
And this dystopian short story about a battery farm for recruitment consultants in future London:
Here was the time I taught everyone about elephant seals:
There's a few thoroughbred bangers to keep you going. I should probably do some work now but I might tip another bucket of greatest hits onto this festering heap after lunch xx
Right. Next in this thread of threads I've done is the Pun Olympics, in which loads of people managed to somehow come away with the impression that I love fish puns. Caution: there are other readings of this tale.
This isn't a thread as such, but it will take you to a portfolio of all the times I've made up new lyrics for the theme tune to 'Eastenders'. I got a bit obsessed with it for a while back there:
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Enjoying these fine threads but wish they were teaching you just that little bit more about ostriches and C16th eccentrics? Don't worry, I've got you covered:
And here's another little volume that will tell you all about frogs and wee:
Interlude - the uncomfortably erotic time I was cooking lobsters naked and @Glitter_brawl decided to do a faux-boudoir photoshoot of me and some crustaceans.
Then there was the time I got incredibly angry about tall burgers - which contains a link to ANOTHER thread of me getting angry about burgers:
A thread of half-arsed MS Paint fanart of 90s TV shows:
A bit of maritime horror:
And finally, cos I couldn't do a 'greatest hits' thread without mentioning this one, the 75-day nightmare for which I will eternally owe @daniel_barker beers, and which ended up genuinely changing my life. Folks, it's the story of Daniel Barker's Birthday: wakelet.com/wake/9e8e55ee-…
