How does he smell?
Terrible!
Your teeth!
He wanted to see how long he could sleep.
He wanted to see time fly.
It's just a pile of rubbish.
The bartender looks at him and says:
Why the long face?
The bartender says: "what's the story with you?"
The duck replies: "Well, it all started when I got a nasty pimple on my foot..."
Boil the hell out of it.