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Riaz Gilani @RiazGilani
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My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!
What's the best thing to put in a pie?

Your teeth!
Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

He wanted to see how long he could sleep.
Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window?

He wanted to see time fly.
Have you heard the story about the garbage dump?

It's just a pile of rubbish.
A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at him and says:

Why the long face?
A man walks into a bar with a duck perched on his head.

The bartender says: "what's the story with you?"

The duck replies: "Well, it all started when I got a nasty pimple on my foot..."
How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.
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