Democrats, please, I beg you, don’t fall prey to the lure of massive excited crowds that turn up for this radical far-left “let’s take care of everyone” lunacy, we still have $2 trillion fighter planes to build and never use.
Listen, I was raised by a tractor and a prairie dog, so I know heartland voters. And heartland voters only want two things: 1) daily worrying about their basic human needs; and 2) eight-figure quarterly bonus checks for default swap hedge fund CEOs.
At breakfast this morning my 4 year old son Slarrence asked me “dad, if we make college affordable using public funds, how will we keep paying the mustache men who hunt down single mothers in emergency rooms?” and I didn’t know what to tell him. 😢
I didn’t mention Bernie Sanders. I didn’t say anything suggesting the Democratic Party shouldn’t cohere to support its candidates. Yet this.

If you don’t want factionalism among the party, support the party’s leftist candidates when they win primaries. It’s easy and fun!
Missing some Tweet in this thread?
You can try to force a refresh.

Like this thread? Get email updates or save it to PDF!

Subscribe to Julius Goat (Read Pinned Tweet!)
Profile picture

Get real-time email alerts when new unrolls are available from this author!

This content may be removed anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member and get exclusive features!

Premium member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year)

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!