Wow, Brexit is such a farce it looks like even the Leave voting MPs are putting together a night of standup comedy about how shit it all is...
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“We’ve got a great Stand Up For Brexit set for you tonight folks. But first... An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... well, not actually the Irishman - he had some problems at the border... and actually the bar had to close with the recession and that...”
“... here’s another... what song does the Leave campaign play for music on hold on their donations hotline? Putin’ on the Ritz!
Now onto our main acts. Here’s my favourite comedian and yours, put your hands together, and then check your wallet, yes it’s Liam Fox!”
Now onto our main acts. Here’s my favourite comedian and yours, put your hands together, and then check your wallet, yes it’s Liam Fox!”
“...ah doesn’t Liam crack you up eh? The old classic about ‘the easiest negotiation in history’. Boy, he’s a comedian that’s hard to beat. Now let’s keep our Stand Up For Brexit night rolling with another great comedian. The man that put the ‘ex’ into Brexit - it’s David Davis!”
“...thanks David, the man with the oneliners - but only because he forgot the punchlines. This is Standup For Brexit, showing you that Tory MPs really do have a sense of humour - and the joke’s on you. Next up, it’s the amazing ventriloquist Sarah Vine, and little Michael Gove!”
“A round of applause for Sarah and that scallywag little Michael!
That brings us to the end of our Stand Up For Brexit night. Just time for one more.. how many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it up, and one to blame the remainers! Goodnight!”
That brings us to the end of our Stand Up For Brexit night. Just time for one more.. how many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it up, and one to blame the remainers! Goodnight!”
Sometimes I get a bit carried away with threads like this... ;)
I’d better have a lie down
I’d better have a lie down
