CHEETAH: I'm bad at that.
BUFFALO: THEN WHY DID YOU PLAY THE SEDUCTIVE CHARACTER
CHEETAH: I thought it would be fun?
BUFFALO: THEN GET IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE IN THE LICH'S EAR
CHEETAH: Look, if I'm not your type, I know lots of strong women!
CORGI: How did this go from CHEETAH seducing the lich to pimping out the party?
BUFFALO: I pick up the lich.
GM: Like...physically or like 'hey baby'?
BUFFALO: First one, then the other.
BUFFALO: *rolls* *rolls again*
GM: ...you're...uh...carrying the lich.
BUFFALO: I confess, I did not think this through very well.
BUFFALO: Now I know you know other words than that.
LICH: Fuuuuucccck yooooouuuu
PALADIN: Hey, that's not very nice.
BUFFALO: *rolls* Yeah?
BUFFALO: It is not actually possible for me to fail this roll without a critical fumble.
GM: Soooo...I guess it's just you and him struggling until one of you fumbles...
CHEETAH: BUFFALO, don't flinch.
BUFFALO: If I didn't have my arms full of lich, I would punch you in the face for suggesting I flinch.
BUFFALO: Well, you know what happens now.
GM: Oh lord.
BUFFALO: *goes berserk*
BUFFALO'S OXPECKER ANGER TRANSLATOR: Oh lord, not again.
BUFFALO: Yeah, he does that.
GM: *rolls* That's...a critical failure. He dies. You're holding a robe full of dust and you're still berkserk.
PARTY: This is ill-advised.
CENTIPEDE: It's a small slap!
GM: Uh...BUFFALO, what do you do?
BUFFALO: I can't do anything. Berserk means full-on attack. I can't defend.
BUFFALO: I'm...uh...being hugged by a centipede...
CENTIPEDE: FEEL THE LOVE, BUFFALO
ELEPHANT: This is weird.
BUFFALO: JESUS H. CHRIST
CORGI: I'm gonna do something unorthodox. I'm gonna roll over and be adorable. I'M GONNA WEAPONIZE CUTE
BUFFALO: WE DO NOT HAVE THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
CORGI: We could, though?
BUFFALO: NO WE COULD NOT
GM: You're...using your powers of cuteness...to force a willpower check...
BUFFALO: I...I guess I'm rubbing the paladin's belly...
BUFFALO: Who's a good snoogy-woogums? Who's a good...wait, everything went red and now I'm petting the paladin?!
BUFFALO: Our CHEETAH can't seduce anybody worth a damn. I want catnip to throw on people he needs to seduce.
CROW-BOB: I mean, he could take lessons...
BUFFALO: Sure, lessons are fine. Give me the catnip as a backup.
BUFFALO: Look, if you don't trust me to safeguard the mental health of our party members...well, it doesn't matter, because I'm very large and you can't take the catnip away from me.