Thread incoming.
Their channels are essentially what happens if the emotional reaction is decided in advance.
Yahtzee is going to shit on everything.
Plinkett is going to say the film ruined the franchise/his life.
CinemaSins is going to nitpick.
Angry Joe is going to get angry.
Et cetera.
CinemaSins' nitpicks aren't meant to be taken 100% seriously. Yahtzee's ridicule isn't meant to read as wholly sincere.
When Yahtzee loves a game, he has to find a way to fit his praise into the idiom of a man who hates everything.
I did a thread about that a few years back:
Please, talk shit about any Star Trek movie, but don't you dare talk shit about the Star Trek BRAND.
They want to imagine that they understand that ideal better than the creators do.
/thread
you are inventing bullshit to see through
and you know that's what you're doing
but you still feel smart for doing it