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Princess "Élan Musk" Grace @BestGirlGrace
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Pros of dating a computer virus: best deals on flights, hangs out in your phone, finds the porn you like, keeps your computer fast

Cons: keeps calling lunch "grabbing a byte", turns you into a mouse girl and calls your house a "mouse pad", won't get along with antivirus-chan
It's a pretty good deal as long as you can survive the constant puns. When you eat breakfast, you're a cereal mouse. When you get your citizenship and get black and yellow stripes, you're a US Bee mouse. Your car is your mouse wheels.
She constantly kicks you in the butt and claims she's a political prisoner when you get mad.
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Making yourself a bimbot is fun because she's still a computer. She'll say a lot of 'um' and 'uh' while she talks, but her processor can still do math really fast.
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Thinking about getting a good girl's nose right under my balls and seeing how long it takes for my musk to turn her brain off and get her all drooly
"Good girl!" I pet your head while you mindlessly nuzzle against my dick to cover yourself in my intoxicating musk. "You made it a whole twenty seconds that time!"
"I'd show you the stopwatch, but you can't even remember your name right now. There's no way you know what numbers mean. You big, dumb muskslut."
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Giving your robot gf a hard problem to work on so her fans spin up and blow her hair around.
"Hey, what are the prime factors of 2 to the 756239 minus 1?

Vvvvvvvv~
"What are you using your computer science degree for, Grace?"

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