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My coworker just loaned me her Mynt shiatsu massager pillow for my inexplicably sore back and I think I'm in love
Trying to work up the nerve to ask the Mynt pillow out for a drink tomorrow night
So I finally found the courage to ask the Mynt pillow if it wants to hang out, maybe grab a drink sometime, and it said yes! 🥰
Where's a good place for a first date with an inanimate object?
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LOL congrats on your retirement, you terrible human
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Ya know, I never really felt like I lived far away from DC until I did the ride back to Arlington in full fight-or-flight mode. Turns out it's actually about 80 miles
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1) There is a solution to the “hustle porn” debate.

Don’t focus on hours. Pay attention to level of intensity and focus during the hours you do work.

Here’s how:
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CrossFit is a good analogy. They don’t work out for hours on end. But the hour they do is intense, focused and measured.
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Jimin wouldn’t allow himself to be trapped on his shift for any longer than necessary.

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I got to explain #GayPanic and #UselessLesbian to my pysch today 😂

These are terms I just learned (over the last few months myself) that described succinctly, what the heck is going on with my brain.

To unpack these terms, I'm going to start you with Sappho.
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slender Aphrodite has overcome me
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Result: tie
You stare back at the Lord of the Hunt frantically trying to come up with an answer.He signs in disappointment.
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"I fear you are right my lord"
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