Thread by @GbengaWemimo

He boarded a bus
Sat in front right next to the driver
He was quite moody
He had to abandon his car on the road
The car was okay when he left home
He made sure he checked everything
Halfway through his journey, the car sputtered and stopped
Just like that
And now he is on a bus

She liked him
As soon as he boarded she noticed his air
It was quite pleasant
It turned her on
But he barely even noticed her
He jumped in, sat down and simply dived into himself
He didn't even say hello
She bit her lips, held back her tongue
'She wanted so much to talk to him'

He waited until his bus stop was called
He brought out his transport fare
Instinctively, she smiled and touched his hand
'Can I pay your fare?' She asked
He looked at her, saw her
'I would rather pay yours' he responded
She liked his composure: How about I pay, you buy me lunch

He: I am on my way to a business meeting
She: I am on my way home but I can spare the time
She paid and they alighted together
He didn't know what to make of her
Daring? Forward?
They talked
She introduced herself as his secretary when they got to his destination
She waited

He had his meeting
Took her to lunch
They talked some more
She was witty, warm, intelligent, brilliant
He was dazed
How could a day that started off so poorly turn out this good?
He told her about his car and his past
She called her mechanic
They fixed his car
He took her home

The next day, he was back
Within a month, they were inside each other
She breathe his air, he thinks her thoughts
One day, they went for a picnic, spent all day together
He got a call from his neighbour
Somebody is here looking for you
He rushed home
It was his ex
His EXPIRED BAE

What are you doing here?
I miss you, I had thought about my action and I know now i was wrong, please forgive me
He: Okay I forgive you, let me see you off, its getting late
She: Where would i be going? I dont know anybody here but you, I came from so far just for you

He: Ha! See, you could have called me to say you were sorry. You cannot just show up. I have a relationship now and I cannot risk it. I will take you to a guest house where you will spend the night and I will also give you some money to cover your transport fare. Let us go

She: No way. I am not leaving this house to go and stay in one hotel where I dont know anybody. How can you be that mean to me. So because you have a new babe, I can be thrown to the wolves just like that? You have sisters too, would you want any man to treat them like this?

He is not a stranger to her wiles.
He took his shirt and left, lodged into a hotel for the night
The next morning by dawn, he was at his house to see her off
She refused to open the door
He knocked and knocked
Three hours, he sat outside
His babe arrived
She: Hi
The door opened

His Ex charged out of house
They were both caught unawares
His Ex headbutted his babe, dragged her hair, tore her clothes
'Husband snatcher', 'Prostitute'
Before he could recover, the damage was done
His babe was bleeding, crying, dumbfounded
His Ex was panting
He was lost
Sunset

She barely covered her pride as she left his house
He walked with her
Tried very hard to explain
She was just not in the mood
As she drove off
He returned to his house
His Ex left without a word
He sat there, thinking, crying
Just then she returned, his babe with police officers

She came to arrest his 'wife' for battery
But his Ex had left
He followed the officers to the police station
Explained everything he knew with evidence
He was never married
They met during NYSC
She came unannounced
He was cleared
She believed him
Two years later
She married him