I just want 10,000 followers because that's how many orcs saruman had. When it happens I'm gonna give you all a handprint on your foreheads and we'll go off and trash a castle or something
looks like meat's back on the menu boys 
Finally, after six years, I have assembled my ten thousand Uruk-hai! In celebration I anoint you with this, the Mark of the White Hand. Now let's party hard all over Rohan my dudes
(apologies for the ropey beard; my best wizard costume was in storage so I had to throw on my emergency kit)
Given myself a fun new name for a bit in recognition of this occasion
Since this awful gambit seems to have acquired a lot of new followers (who I can only assume are orcs), here's a sort of greatest hits thread I compiled of various bits I've done in recent months, so you can get a feel for what happens here:
