“If she really *was* a victim of violence, why didn’t she stick her soul in our soul-blender 36 years ago?” asked the soul-blender manufacturers, turning on a customized soul-blender they’d made just for her.
“Oh well,” they sighed, tying heavy weights to her legs. “Time to carry her down to the river and see if she’s telling the truth. It would have been easier if she’d come to us right away, when the water was warmer. Such a shame, such a shame.”
“I’ll tell you my theory,” the eldest one said. “I believe she made a clay statue to look just like him, then bewitched it into life.”

“A sensible explanation,” the rest murmured. “If only she hadn’t, it would never have attacked her.”

“Women must be careful,” the eldest said.
“Take off the weights before you threw me in the river,” she said. “If you don’t, I won’t be able to swim.”

The man looked grave and stern. “Why these demands before swimming?” they asked. “Wouldn’t a truthful woman be *eager* to swim?”
“This isn’t fair,” yelled the onlookers. “It isn’t right!”

“Oh we know, we know,” the men replied. “But you must admit, we are doing it.”
"If only you had evidence," the men mourned. "But you have none."
"I named a man who saw it," she said. "He's at his home now."
"Yes," the men agreed. "But unfortunately he is there, and we are here."
"You *carried* me here," the woman said.
"No time for questions," said the men.
Some women were watching from a distance.
"It happened to me, too," one called.
"And me," said another. "It was just like she said."
"And me," whispered a third.
"If only those women were not watching from such a distance," the men said, sadly. "We might hear them. Alas."
"How dare you," screamed the accused man. "How dare you say such things about me."
"You've been through so much," murmured the other men. "So much."
"But is it true?" asked a woman.
"How dangerous," the men warned, "If we asked that, we'd have to ask all the other men that, too."
The woman struggled for a while as she sank.
"Did sinking mean she was lying or telling the truth?" asked a young man.
"Who cares?" said the eldest.

They all laughed. They laughed and laughed.

Some women were there, watching from a distance.
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