So I'm sitting in my seat during boarding when lo sisi first arrives. She was visibly and audibly drunk walking to the seat right next to me
I'm relieved.
I decide my only survival option is to pretend that she's not here. If I look out the window the entire time maybe she won't see me.
I live in hope.
I move closer to the window and put my try on my lap
I am in flight hell.
Like turbulence that made my tummy queezy. I'm back on puke panic mode
"Where's the toilet?
I'm thinking:
The plane is 30 seconds fromnlanding and sis wakes up, shouts "heyi" and unbuckles herself. I think now we are in groot kak. But to my surprise she does nothing and we land with her clutching the seat in front of her.
But we are on the ground.
Her shirt drenched.
Without even looking at her seat she leaves me there to pass her pee to get out the plane.
This is not a drill!
I get into the bus that will take us to the terminal and make sure I am far from sis.
"SHE PEE'D ON THE BUS!"
I did not control my laughter.
Man's says she just stood there and pee'd.
"SHE PEE'D ON THE BUS!"
I did not control my laughter.
Man's says she just stood there and pee'd.