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replying to my tweet of an article i wrote asking me to relay the information in the article to you personally, in my own mentions, before or instead of you reading it, carries a fine of five thousand dollars
i would say the fine is double for men but literally only men do this so the fine is actually ten thousand dollars
today so far i have made ten thousand dollars
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