Thread by @nigel_fereminga

Advanced Kombi Etiquette for Zimbos.

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This one goes out to all public transport commuters.

1. When you enter a kombi make sure you have your money at the ready [usazoti ndokupayi. ndakagara zvakashata, wanga usiri kuzviziva kuti woda kukwira kombi here]

2. Know your station and tell the conductor timeously [haikona kungoti pano, harisi bhara ka iri rinongomira]

3. Usade kunyebera kuzungaira if you don't know where you're going ask [you'll never get lost if you ask]

4. Don't peep at other people's phones [ko nhai ukabatwa unonyarirepi? + hauna yako here?]

5. Gentlemen, if a lady should want to seat where there's already three guys, please offer her the window seat. You won't lose anything and in the process you'll make her feel less uncomfortable. Ladies this also applies [Haikona kuda kugarisa mukadzi wemunhu pakati penyu.]

6. If a fellow commuter should happen to greet people in the kombi, please respond. [l know zvinhu zvakaoma but shuwa kutadza kungoti tamuka mamuka sei?]

7. Sit in such a way that others don't have to travel with their legs in an awkward position. [haisi mota yabambo wako iyi!]

8. If you should chance across a lost item in a kombi please make a genuine attempt to find its owner. [maphone ari kurwadza kutenga mazuvano]

9. Don't be fidgety. It's annoying. [shuwa mukadzi mukuru unocheuka cheuka kuti watanga kukwira kombi nhasi here?]

10. Lastly understand that kombi drivers and conductors are at work. You can't ask them to embark with a half full kombi [usingade zvekunonotswa ko chingomuka paine time. ibasa revamwe vanhu iro and that one asara might be the difference between meetings the day's target or not]