Thread by @jbrains

@RonJeffries I presume the #Agile Indu$trial Complex includes the people who roughly do this:

- "You should do these impossible things that feel weird and look silly."
- "We're not going to do that."
- "OK, then you won't succeed."
- "How do you know?"
- "...."

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@RonJeffries Or maybe they do roughly this:

- "You should do these difficult things that feels weird and look silly."
- "OK, show us."
- (Shows them.)
- "Wow, that seems difficult, feels weird, and looks silly."
- "I know. Good luck. Here's my invoice."

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@RonJeffries Or maybe they roughly this:

- "You should do these difficult things that feel weird and look silly."
- "OK, let's do all that together."
- (Does it together for several months, charging an obscene sum of money.)
- "Wow, that didn't seem to change much."
- "I know. Weird."

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@RonJeffries Or maybe they do roughly this:

- "You should do..."
- "OK. Show us."
- (Shows them.)
- "Cool. Thanks. We'll be in touch when we need help."
- "No, no! You'll fail if I'm not here to watch you do these things! Trust me!"

...or something similar. Maybe.
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